Binshavweg is a god.

It takes the form of a small, moody mouse.

Binshavweg created an atom five million years ago.

If you believe in Binshavweg, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Binshavweg, it will strike you with lightening.

Binshavweg's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Binshavweg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist fate.

2. Do not count beyond five during ceremonies.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never prepare oranges during spring.

5. Learn four new languages a year.