Misbegcunrowlamkim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, smart rhinoceros.

Misbegcunrowlamkim created Mount Everest nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Misbegcunrowlamkim, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Misbegcunrowlamkim, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Misbegcunrowlamkim's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Misbegcunrowlamkim's Holy Commandments

1. Always share turnips with strangers, but never with great tits.

2. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

3. Always store carrots above ground.

4. Never think about ultrasonics near grasshopers while wearing fawn scarves and balancing seven silver spheres on your head.

5. Never eat green fruit.