Mabdutpomciddabkon is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, ill-tempered cat.

Mabdutpomciddabkon created energy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Mabdutpomciddabkon, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Mabdutpomciddabkon, he will think nothing of it.

Mabdutpomciddabkon's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Mabdutpomciddabkon's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with humility.

2. Do not speak about apples.

3. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not dye your hair magenta.