Ominkabgid is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, all-knowing wombat.

Ominkabgid created the Milkyway four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominkabgid, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Ominkabgid, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Ominkabgid's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Ominkabgid's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with purity when addressing strangers.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never speak aloud of secrets.