Dutdadspag is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, deceitful lobster.

Dutdadspag created the planet Jupiter six million years ago.

If you believe in Dutdadspag, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dutdadspag, she will turn you into a plant.

Dutdadspag's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Dutdadspag's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear purple.

2. Always obey Dutdadspag's priests.

3. Do not study amino acids on holy days.

4. Never paint your neck indigo.

5. Worship no other gods but Dutdadspag.