Rullstragril is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, pitiless eagle.

Rullstragril created dark energy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Rullstragril, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rullstragril, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Rullstragril's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Rullstragril's Holy Commandments

1. Always share grapes with strangers, but never with eagles.

2. Never proclaim while facing north.

3. You must never eat gooseberries.

4. Never sit near rats.

5. Fast once a month.