Fodlittun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, deceitful bat.

Fodlittun created the planet Saturn two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodlittun, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fodlittun, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Fodlittun's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Fodlittun's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your face toward the south during prayer.

2. Never gather eight whales in one place.

3. Do not drink water in white rooms.

4. You must love Fodlittun.

5. Never go into magenta rooms.