Kabgepnig Tadcudnell is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, able squid.

Kabgepnig Tadcudnell created the Black Eye Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kabgepnig Tadcudnell, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kabgepnig Tadcudnell, she will be mildly annoyed.

Kabgepnig Tadcudnell's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Kabgepnig Tadcudnell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill hamsters.

2. Never allow mites to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Hide from yellow eagles for they are unholy.

4. Never wear magenta jumpers on sacred days.

5. Always remove rings before entering holy places.