Motyarrul is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, smart badger.

Motyarrul created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Motyarrul, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Motyarrul, he will turn you into a hamster.

Motyarrul's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Motyarrul's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never allow frogs to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Never wear boots.