Vadfarnkom is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, cheerful squirrel.

Vadfarnkom created a Higgs boson nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vadfarnkom, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vadfarnkom, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Vadfarnkom's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Vadfarnkom's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dwarf planets.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Vadfarnkom in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never look in ponds.