Pagquimcid is a god.

She takes the form of a large, loving human.

Pagquimcid created the Milkyway four million years ago.

If you believe in Pagquimcid, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Pagquimcid, she will try to impress you with trees.

Pagquimcid's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Pagquimcid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of quantum gravity near sacred fires.

2. Never speak the names of nebulae aloud.

3. Never hurt great tits.

4. Never allow pigs to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Do not eat pineapples.