Botyiktitlabsasteenkipnill is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, awesome rat.

Botyiktitlabsasteenkipnill created snails four years ago.

If you believe in Botyiktitlabsasteenkipnill, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Botyiktitlabsasteenkipnill, he will turn you into a plant.

Botyiktitlabsasteenkipnill's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Botyiktitlabsasteenkipnill's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your feet before prayer.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

4. Never wear gray rings on sacred days.

5. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Botyiktitlabsasteenkipnill in the centre of the settlement.