Stafragflag is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, tranquil dingo.

Stafragflag created the world six billion years ago.

If you believe in Stafragflag, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Stafragflag, she will come to you in dreams.

Stafragflag's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Stafragflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow great tits to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never record names.

4. Never write about dark energy.

5. Stafragflag loves doves, so they must be respected.