Gigbafbet is a god.

She takes the form of a small, emotional warg.

Gigbafbet created viruses two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gigbafbet, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gigbafbet, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Gigbafbet's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Gigbafbet's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your arms before prayer.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not name children after eagles.

4. Never travel toward the west during summer.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.