Larglistsab is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unfair tapir.

Larglistsab created energy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Larglistsab, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Larglistsab, it will have a low opinion of you.

Larglistsab's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Larglistsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not name children after ducks.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.

5. Pray towards the south.