Tithaplak Bepbigcep is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, temperamental butterfly.

Tithaplak Bepbigcep created parasitic wasps six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tithaplak Bepbigcep, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tithaplak Bepbigcep, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Tithaplak Bepbigcep's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Tithaplak Bepbigcep's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of names.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never run in the presence of elders.

4. Never think about quantum gravity.

5. Always wash your chest before prayer.