Gubmut is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, prudent parrot.

Gubmut created oxygen six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubmut, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gubmut, it will turn you into a goat.

Gubmut's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Gubmut's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Gubmut.

2. Never point your hands toward the west during prayer.

3. Do not step barefoot upon red earth.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.