Wit is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, dishonest hedgehog.

Wit created a photon six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wit, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Wit, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Wit's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Wit's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

2. Always help gulls in need.

3. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

4. Never handle tin while unclean.

5. You must pray to Wit seven times a day.