Mobjansis is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, able deer.

Mobjansis created the world four years ago.

If you believe in Mobjansis, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Mobjansis, she will throw large rocks at you.

Mobjansis' most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Mobjansis' Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss photosynthesis in public assemblies.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching tin.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Always wear gray.