Tomvan is a god.

She takes the form of a large, weak finch.

Tomvan created the solar system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tomvan, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tomvan, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tomvan's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Tomvan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Tomvan's name in vain.

2. Never remain bowed at midnight.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism near mice while wearing yellow rings and balancing five copper spheres on your hands.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.