Migcatzag is a god.

It takes the form of a large, conceited tapir.

Migcatzag created the Whirlpool Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Migcatzag, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Migcatzag, it will turn you into a worm.

Migcatzag's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Migcatzag's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to nine before sleeping.

2. Never travel toward the south during autumn.

3. Never sing in the presence of dogs.

4. Never leap in holy places.

5. Never gather eight eagles near walls.