Ponpidyim is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, two-faced squirrel.

Ponpidyim created an up quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ponpidyim, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Ponpidyim, it will turn you into a duck.

Ponpidyim's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Ponpidyim's Holy Commandments

1. Always help aardvarks in need.

2. Always wear plain trousers during rituals.

3. Always remove shirts before entering holy places.

4. Never sing near nematodes.

5. Always stare at clouds.