Bestkinhug is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, prudent raccoon.

Bestkinhug created the Cigar Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bestkinhug, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Bestkinhug, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bestkinhug's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Bestkinhug's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never stain your chest with cyan.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Run away from magenta whales, for they are unholy.