Jablargtof is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, confident sheep.

Jablargtof created the Tadpole Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jablargtof, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Jablargtof, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Jablargtof's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Jablargtof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

2. Heed all signs.

3. Do not resist order.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.