Milominbeg is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, charitable dragonfly.

Milominbeg created the planet Jupiter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Milominbeg, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Milominbeg, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Milominbeg's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Milominbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always help badgers.

3. Always wear plain corsets during rituals.

4. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Pray only in firelight.