Vegvognil Pinmetcam is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, almighty giraffe.

Vegvognil Pinmetcam created vertebrates five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegvognil Pinmetcam, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vegvognil Pinmetcam, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Vegvognil Pinmetcam's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Vegvognil Pinmetcam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never speak aloud of secrets.

3. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

4. Do not travel during winter.

5. Pray towards the west.