Bonlipdin is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, clever centipede.

Bonlipdin created a top quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonlipdin, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bonlipdin, it will turn you into a plant.

Bonlipdin's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Bonlipdin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never feed lots of coconuts to squirrels while wearing turquoise kilts.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Bonlipdin on top of all buildings.

5. Never curse while facing south.