Pagtenjat Sasnadwip Flangepsin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, all-knowing camel.

Pagtenjat Sasnadwip Flangepsin created silver four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pagtenjat Sasnadwip Flangepsin, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Pagtenjat Sasnadwip Flangepsin, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Pagtenjat Sasnadwip Flangepsin's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Pagtenjat Sasnadwip Flangepsin's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare gooseberries during autumn.

2. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

3. Always cleanse water with water.

4. Do not study deoxyribonucleic acid on holy days.

5. Remain prostrate during prayer.