Zigkenkim is a god.

He takes the form of a small, prudent bird.

Zigkenkim created an electron two billion years ago.

If you believe in Zigkenkim, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Zigkenkim, he will be mildly annoyed.

Zigkenkim's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Zigkenkim's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not chant in public.

3. Always wear turquoise.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never record numbers.