Logcargom is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, merciful whale.

Logcargom created Africa two years ago.

If you believe in Logcargom, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Logcargom, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Logcargom's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Logcargom's Holy Commandments

1. Logcargom must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Never hurt pigs.

5. Fast once a month.