Jonfotdob Mabjarnwat is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, deceitful gorilla.

Jonfotdob Mabjarnwat created silver five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jonfotdob Mabjarnwat, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Jonfotdob Mabjarnwat, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Jonfotdob Mabjarnwat's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Jonfotdob Mabjarnwat's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always obey Jonfotdob Mabjarnwat's priests.

3. Never record signs.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Do not speak of special relativity near sacred fires.