Fliswatcab Wadfet is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, moody lizard.

Fliswatcab Wadfet created a charm quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fliswatcab Wadfet, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fliswatcab Wadfet, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Fliswatcab Wadfet's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Fliswatcab Wadfet's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Never mix bananas with ash.

3. Never discuss deoxyribonucleic acid in public assemblies.

4. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not wear shoes marked with gray.