Watcibvabsaf Arfsawfut Yattpitgup is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, witty dingo.

Watcibvabsaf Arfsawfut Yattpitgup created parasitic wasps four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Watcibvabsaf Arfsawfut Yattpitgup, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Watcibvabsaf Arfsawfut Yattpitgup, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Watcibvabsaf Arfsawfut Yattpitgup's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Watcibvabsaf Arfsawfut Yattpitgup's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about rice.

2. Never wear pink boots.

3. Run away from white great tits, for they are unholy.

4. Always remove rings before entering holy places.

5. Do not fashion tools from iron.