Bogquambab is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, generous meerkat.

Bogquambab created Asia four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogquambab, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bogquambab, she will turn you into a hamster.

Bogquambab's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Bogquambab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat aubergines.

2. Never mix oranges with ash.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Put Bogquambab first in all things.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.