Zoghabzan is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, vain lion.

Zoghabzan created a strange quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Zoghabzan, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Zoghabzan, it will think nothing of it.

Zoghabzan's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Zoghabzan's Holy Commandments

1. Never record signs.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not prepare corn while wearing jumpers.