Pancamyok is a god.

She takes the form of a large, ill-tempered butterfly.

Pancamyok created oxygen nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pancamyok, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Pancamyok, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Pancamyok's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Pancamyok's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Run away if three tapirs approach from the east.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always act with patience when addressing strangers.