Tonkvabged is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, proud spider.

Tonkvabged created the Tadpole Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonkvabged, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tonkvabged, he will throw large rocks at you.

Tonkvabged's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Tonkvabged's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of elders.

2. Never curse while facing east.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never record secrets.