Kenbabpit is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, ruthless spider.

Kenbabpit created parasitic wasps nine million years ago.

If you believe in Kenbabpit, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kenbabpit, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Kenbabpit's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Kenbabpit's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of stars aloud.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics.

3. Worship no other gods but Kenbabpit.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.