Kangilfig is a god.

He takes the form of a large, confident gorilla.

Kangilfig created the world four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kangilfig, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kangilfig, he will destroy your favourite star.

Kangilfig's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Kangilfig's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross forests at midday.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never discuss horizontal gene transfer in public assemblies.

4. Always look after injured voles.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.