Wipfobstip is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, temperamental hedgehog.

Wipfobstip created viruses two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipfobstip, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wipfobstip, she will throw large rocks at you.

Wipfobstip's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Wipfobstip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never speak of order in the presence of children.

3. Never talk about archaea.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

5. Never gather six tortoises near wells.