Bambinmin is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, stupid jackal.

Bambinmin created the Sunflower Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bambinmin, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bambinmin, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bambinmin's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Bambinmin's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching lead.

2. Always share cucumbers with strangers, but never with monkeys.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

5. Never go into gray rooms.