Rilltunquat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, flying fairy.

Rilltunquat created the planet Jupiter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rilltunquat, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rilltunquat, she will strike you with lightening.

Rilltunquat's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Rilltunquat's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not wear rings marked with blue.