Limflytik is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, temperamental fox.

Limflytik created a strange quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Limflytik, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Limflytik, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Limflytik's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Limflytik's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

2. Never fashion tools from clay.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never eat garlic on holy days.

5. Limflytik loves goats, so they must be honoured.

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