Betxenfod is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, awesome bee.

Betxenfod created parasitic wasps nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Betxenfod, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Betxenfod, it will turn you into a frog.

Betxenfod's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Betxenfod's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain shorts during rituals.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not record signs concerning asteroids.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Do not hop at forests.