Laksandlap is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, grumpy bear.

Laksandlap created the Sunflower Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Laksandlap, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Laksandlap, he will have a low opinion of you.

Laksandlap's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Laksandlap's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention bats.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not hurt whales.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Remain kneeling during prayer.