Zigtoflarp is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unthinking dog.

Zigtoflarp created the Sun four billion years ago.

If you believe in Zigtoflarp, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Zigtoflarp, she will throw large rocks at you.

Zigtoflarp's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Zigtoflarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Always look after injured frogs.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.