Ruttfligstip is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, amazing chinchilla.

Ruttfligstip created the Sunflower Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Ruttfligstip, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ruttfligstip, he will turn you into a dog.

Ruttfligstip's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Ruttfligstip's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Ruttfligstip's priests.

2. Never speak the names of dwarf planets aloud.

3. You must never eat wheat.

4. Never chant in holy places.

5. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.