Manhivcip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, humorless squid.

Manhivcip created the solar system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Manhivcip, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Manhivcip, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Manhivcip's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Manhivcip's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare wheat during winter.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Manhivcip in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not eat grapes.