Bimcennur is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, vain hippopotamus.

Bimcennur created the Andromeda Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Bimcennur, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bimcennur, it will turn you into a hamster.

Bimcennur's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Bimcennur's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch oil while unclean.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never feed lots of rice to rats while wearing cyan dresses.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not hurt porpoises.