Tetti is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, unthoughtful hyena.

Tetti created viruses twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tetti, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tetti, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Tetti's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Tetti's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five gold sculptures of Tetti on top of important buildings.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never speak of fate in the presence of elders.

5. You must never eat turnips.