Arnrillrill is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, fussy centaur.

Arnrillrill created gold two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arnrillrill, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Arnrillrill, she will try to impress you with trees.

Arnrillrill's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Arnrillrill's Holy Commandments

1. Arnrillrill loves swans, so they must be respected.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Never speak of balance in the presence of elders.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.